I am your King

rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.


co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house


0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy


isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day


dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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lokeofaasgard asked: "( . )( . ) (Oops sort of lost our last thread..)"

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard:

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lokeofaasgard:

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard:

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard:

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard:

alex-andxrson:

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard

Send me a ( . )( . ) for my muse’s reaction to seeing yours shirtless.

Alex walked into the bedroom, not really expecting to find Loki in there. “Okay, so, I know it shouldn’t annoy me, but there is this bitch at work that will not stop…” She finally realised that Loki was there. Not wearing a shirt. “I, uh… wow…” She knew she had gone red.

Alex met his gaze, still panting heavily. “Oh my God…” she breathed. “That was just… Oh my God…” She sat up and pulled him towards her, kissing him hard.

Loke chuckled, straightening his back so it was easier for Alex to kiss him. His clean hand tangled in her hair.

Alex kept kissing his, her hands on either side if his neck. She gently tugged at his bottom lip with her teeth, before moving her hands down, letting them rest of the waistband of his trousers.

Loke groaned softly, his other hand moving to tangle in her hair too. He stood up, leaning forward to make Alex lie down on the bed again.

Alex obliged. She felt her back hit the sheets, and she kept kissing him, her fingers hooking over the waistband of his pants and beginning to pull them down.

Loke lifted his hips, making it easier for Alex to pull on his pants, and shifted them around, placing her on top of him.

Having successfully removed his pants, Alex left Loke’s underwear on for the time being. She squealed and giggled as he moved her on top, and she lay down on him, her lips against his, their chests pressed together.

A laugh escaped Loke as Alex giggled. He removed his lips from hers.
"You’re adorable." His voice was husky, but full of laughter. But before she had time to answer as he pressed his lips back on hers

Alex smiled against his lips, still giggling a little. Her hands slid from his chest to his crotch, and she began to stroke him through his underwear as they kissed.

Loke groaned against Alex’s lips, his hands clutching fistfuls of hair. He grinded his hips forwards.

Alex grinned as she heard Loke’s groan. She continued stroking him, gasping slightly in pain and pleasure as he pulled her hair. She pulled his underwear down slightly, but didn’t expose him yet.

His tongue slipped out, grazing her underlip. One hand let go of her hair and travelled down the side of her body.


greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART


lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom


lokeofaasgard asked: "( . )( . ) (Oops sort of lost our last thread..)"

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard:

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard:

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard:

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard:

alex-andxrson:

alex-andxrson:

lokeofaasgard

Send me a ( . )( . ) for my muse’s reaction to seeing yours shirtless.

Alex walked into the bedroom, not really expecting to find Loki in there. “Okay, so, I know it shouldn’t annoy me, but there is this bitch at work that will not stop…” She finally realised that Loki was there. Not wearing a shirt. “I, uh… wow…” She knew she had gone red.

Alex met his gaze, still panting heavily. “Oh my God…” she breathed. “That was just… Oh my God…” She sat up and pulled him towards her, kissing him hard.

Loke chuckled, straightening his back so it was easier for Alex to kiss him. His clean hand tangled in her hair.

Alex kept kissing his, her hands on either side if his neck. She gently tugged at his bottom lip with her teeth, before moving her hands down, letting them rest of the waistband of his trousers.

Loke groaned softly, his other hand moving to tangle in her hair too. He stood up, leaning forward to make Alex lie down on the bed again.

Alex obliged. She felt her back hit the sheets, and she kept kissing him, her fingers hooking over the waistband of his pants and beginning to pull them down.

Loke lifted his hips, making it easier for Alex to pull on his pants, and shifted them around, placing her on top of him.

Having successfully removed his pants, Alex left Loke’s underwear on for the time being. She squealed and giggled as he moved her on top, and she lay down on him, her lips against his, their chests pressed together.

A laugh escaped Loke as Alex giggled. He removed his lips from hers.
"You’re adorable." His voice was husky, but full of laughter. But before she had time to answer as he pressed his lips back on hers

Alex smiled against his lips, still giggling a little. Her hands slid from his chest to his crotch, and she began to stroke him through his underwear as they kissed.

Loke groaned against Alex’s lips, his hands clutching fistfuls of hair. He grinded his hips forwards.


katescastles:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con


icalledyoudumb:

myideaoffuniskillingeveryone:

Danny Galieote

I would frame and hang these in my house in a heartbeat.



vineofficial:

I found out I have a kink for my bf speaking German to me and the best part is I don’t know what he’s saying so yesterday I almost came to him saying he cycled here very fast on his green bicycle


kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational


timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

posted 3 hours ago via damnjpg · © timid with 7,758 notes