“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER
"but which one of your favorite characters is your absolute favorite?”
ngl, one of my favorite zuko and aang scenes. everything is fucking golden.
- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 15, 2014
this is literally what I do though
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
" haha jk we had sex"
Me when anyone asks “how was Amsterdam?”
6 months in jail for being a responsible father.