Are those blog things promotions?

Yes, they are. Those are some of my favorites blog. The 2 first are RP blogs, the 2 last are just regular blogs.

lifeweightsandpavement:

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

I feel like adding "… let’s commit murder." at the end of his "It’s Monday." with this same exact face and smirk.

lifeweightsandpavement:

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

I feel like adding "… let’s commit murder." at the end of his "It’s Monday." with this same exact face and smirk.

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allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

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sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.

- Eliezer Yudkowsky (via handjobsolo)

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me: I want to RP with new people
mind: GUESS WHO'S TOO FUCKING SHY (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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hate:

tips on liking people:

  • dont

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sofastithurts asked: "Did you just throw up?"

"I might have" Loki sneered, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand, an the back of his hand on his pants thigh. "What’s it to you?"

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#sofastithurts #Ask

alex-andxrson asked: (For the drabble) Kill Me ((Because I'm evil))

♚ drabble list - send me one, or two, or three ♚

  • Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.

I’m so sorry it took forever and probably isn’t any good :/ I tried at least :p

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#alex andxrson #Ask

hoemama:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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forthebrave:

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

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pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image

(via guy)

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

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Sick rp Starters "Hey there, Rudolph."
"I'm pretty sure tissues exist so you won't sneeze on me."
"Ugh! Cover your mouth!"
"You sound awful, you know that?"
"And you've been like this how long?"
"You really can't take care of yourself, can you?"
"Oh, gross! I better not get sick!"
"What are you doing here? You should be in bed."
"You're kind of adorable when you're sick. You know, in a pathetic way."
"Stop it! You're getting your germs everywhere!"
"I'm taking care of you, and that's final."
"I don't care if I get sick. I just want to help you get better."
"Did you sleep last night?"
"You've been coughing an awful lot. You okay?"
"Jesus! That the tenth time you've sneezed on me today! What is your problem?"
"Did you just throw up?"
"Do you need more blankets?"
"Is it too hot or too cold?"
"Hmmm, you definitely have a fever."
"I think it's bedtime for you."
"You have to take the medicine, or you won't get better!"
"Hey, you alright? You look pale."
"Here, just take the whole box of tissues."
"Gosh, you must be really sick..."
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#meme
Send me “Oh Come On You Look Cute.”

freelancers-and-huntsman:

For my muse in a randomly generated costume.
(Sorry If You Reblog I Can’t Include A Number Generator)

1. A loosely fitting dress shirt and dress pants
2. Only a hoodie that’s too big
3. A maid outfit
4. A sexy nurse’s outfit
5. Lingerie
6. Thigh high boots and underwear
7. Your muse’s oversized shirt
8. Bunny ears and white briefs with bunny tail attached to back of them
9. A pair of boxers
10. Very tight clothes

(via memes-for-the-rper)

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#meme